Fan:Sonichu: The Animated Series
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Sonichu: The Animated Series is a fictional animated series loosely based on the Sonichu comics and Chris's IRL misadventures created by StretchDouche Productions, AKA Spazkid & his friends.
Although the creator is unpopular in the troll community, Sonichu: The Animated Series is significant in troll culture. The catch-phrase used in the cartoon, "Floppin' Flounders," was in fact adopted (albeit for a short period of time) by the Real Chris.[citation needed] The series also referenced major events in the Julay Saga prior to them actually happening. For example, in the first episode, Blake is shown raping a sex doll, and the Shadowy Figure shoves Chris' Medallion up his ass in the second episode.
On 29 July 2009, a trailer was released for a new episode of the series, entitled Sonichu: The Animated Series - Sonichu Grand Finale, which seems to be more in the style and storyline of Sonichu Finale than the main series.
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Cast
- Spazkid is the main animator, and writer of this web cartoon. Spazkid has been making Sonic animations since he was 15. Now 18, he spends all his time making parodies of Chris-chan and other gay celebrities. Spazkids production team is called "Stretch Douche Productions"
- PhinnyCobbler is the animator of Episode 4 and provides many voices for Spazkid. Notable roles are: Chris-chan, Wild Sonichu, and Magi-chan. Phinny originally created Episode 4, together with some of his friends, as a trolling attempt towards Spazkid. Spazkid responded by favoriting it and marking it part of the canon, which promoted Phinny and his friends to join the production. Also popularized the catchphrase "Floppin' flounders!"
- RedFeather08 is retired voice actor for Sonichu.
- Zega000 is the narrator for the series.
Characters
Main characters
Chris-chan
In Sonichu TAS, Chris-chan is severely caricatured in both appearance and mannerisms (although he is much, much, much closer to the real Chris than his TRUE and HONEST counterpart). His appearance tends to change from scene to scene and in some episodes, these changes in appearance are more dramatically different and sometimes grotesque. He, much like his real-life counterpart is quite oblivious to fact that he is physically unattractive, but socially repugnant, as well. When he and his band,Christian and the Hedgehog Boys, perform, he ignores the fact that the audience is booing, yelling the word "douche" randomly, and throwing bricks at him. This can be seen as allegory for most of his internet adventures. His voice changes more prominently than the other characters between adventures, at first sounding like a generic doofus, whereas later episodes have him actually sounding like an accurate impersonation of the original.
Sonichu
Sonichu is portrayed as a very bipolar creature. One moment he is his usual, gay self, happily prancing to his father's teat for nourishment, and yiffing his girlfriend. The next, he erupts into fits of anger, attacking Rosechu for the littlest of annoyances. It is unknown whether Rosechu has yet filed for a separation or divorce. Given the CWCville view of Women's Rights, this seems unlikely.
Rosechu
Sonichu's stereotyped, boring, and non-personality-having girlfriend. Rosechu is depicted as loving and carefree, enjoying long sessions of yiff orgies with Sonichu and Chris (which often end with "semen in [her] quills." She apparently is transexual, given her propensity for having erections.
Sub-Characters & the Chaotic Combo
Wild Sonichu
Member of the Chaotic Combo, he is one of the few non-main characters to make frequent appearances in the show. He is characitured as Bill Cosby-esque in his mannerisms, frequently using the catch-phrase "snip-snap-boobity-crap," or a similar variation. He also is a skilled Sit-N'-Spin player.
He is also Solid Snake, so... yeah.
Punchy Sonichu
The characterization of Punchy Sonichu being Asian are brought to an extreme in the series, with Punchy wearing a tradition Chinese straw hat, slanted eyes, buck teeth, and a thick Chinese accent. He eventually kills Angelica Rosechu by shooting her in the head with a harpoon gun, after which he proceeds to rape (as well as defecate on) her body.
Magi-Chan
Depicted as a snob with a stereotyped "Upper-Crust" English accent, Magi-chan is easily annoyed with the retarded antics of his cohorts. He has mannerisms that hint at some measure of (relative) sophistication, including crossing his legs and reading.
Bionic
Although Sonic himself makes no appearance, his brother Bionic does. Bionic is, as he originally appeared, an orange Sonic who plays basketball, a talent he uses to save Chris from a jerkop in the earlier episodes. Bionic is also dating Megagi the skunk. He reportedly enjoys sucking her dick. "*moan*... Um, salty."
Megagi Skunk
Megagi has only once appeared in Sonichu: The Animated Series, in order to inform her boyfriend Bionic that she needs help shaving her mustache.
Villains
Mary Lee Walsh
In The Animated Series, Mary Lee Walsh appears as she does in most troll art, being a hot blond woman with devil horns in a tight spandex purple dress. She is implied to torture Chris as a sexual fetish, when she chastises a minion for not recording himself shoving Chris' medallion up his ass, for her "sexual pleasure." Like many other characters in the series, she is portrayed as slightly bipolar, exploding in violent fits of rage at nothing.
This is one of Walsh's least flattering roles in fan-work. She's portrayed with an extremely deep, occasionally demonic voice, and her vagina is apparently filthy and infested with deadly crabs.
Black Jerkop
Loosely based on the Jerkhief, the Black Jerkop first appears near the end of the first episode, to Sonichu's exclamation of "Oh, no! A Jerkop! A black one!" At the beginning of Episode 2, the Jerkop is threatening the group with arrest, on the grounds of "being crackers," and demands that they buy him a life-time supply of KFC. Chris attempts to fight him by transforming into a furfag. However, the Jerkop fucks him in the ass and pisses on his remains.
Shigeru Miyamoto
When Chris and Sonichu travel to Nintendo to make Chris' dream for "CWC's Adult Chronicles" a reality, he is promptly told by Shigeru Miyamoto that his idea sucks. Miyamoto then defecates on Chris' face, giving him Salmonella poisoning.
Shadowy Figure
A shadowy, ninja-like figure in the employ of Mary Lee Walsh. He shoves Chris' Medallion up his ass in Episode 2, but is mauled and (presumably) killed by Mary Lee Walsh for failing to record it on video.
Jason
The animated version of Jason Kendrick Howell is based on the one that appears in Chris's comic, but is also more heavily influenced by the "Big Boss" character from the Metal Gear Solid series.
His dialogue is pretty much the same as in the comic, except for a sequence where he proudly admits his terrible crimes, such as vandalizing a bathroom stall and jaywalking while naked.
Episode list
Thus far, Spazkid has released 9 episodes of Sonichu the Animated Series
| Episode | Characters | Synopsis |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Sonichu, Rosechu, Blake, CWC, Jerkop | After Sonichu yiffs Rosechu and beats her for confusing Issue 17 with Episode 17, they encounter Blake raping a love doll (eerily predicting the infamous sex tape). As they are about to fight, Chris appears and offers his teat to feed his "children." Unfortunately, this intimate moment is interrupted by a Jerkop.
WILL MEGAN BE RESCUED? WILL THEY GET THE SONICHU BALLS? WILL THE VIDEO BE DELETED FOR VIOLATING YOUTUBE TERMS OF AGREEMENT? STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT EPISODE! |
| 2 | Jerkop, CWC, Sonichu, Rosechu, FCTC Ninja Troll | As Chris and the gang prepare to fight the Jerkop, Chris turns into a furfag. The Jerkop then gives him a hearty dose of anal rape.
They all go to the CWCville Mall and Chris asks Sonichu for advice why his Attraction Sign has been failing him. Rosechu meets up with Sonichu and Sonichu beats her for being a bitch. Then, a shadowy figure steals the Medallion of Fail and shoves it up his ass. Eerily enough, Spazkid once again unintentionally made an allusion to future events as there later was indeed an incident involving a troll in which the medallion of fail was shoved up an anus. However, it turned out to be Chris who shoved his medallion up his own ass. |
| 3 | CWC, Sonichu, Rosechu (briefly), Nintendo leader, Nintendo chicks, Pickly | Completely ignoring the events of episode 2, Sonichu and Chris have an orgy and then decide to go to Japan to create the Sonichu game. They meet up with Nintendo and give their ideas only to have "the leader" shit on Chris's face, giving him salmonella poisoning. |
| 4 | CWC, Sonichu, Rosechu, Mary Lee Walsh, Megan, Jimmy Hill (cameo) | Chris fights Mary Lee Walsh and Sonichu fists a goat. Hilarity ensues. This episode was originally created by PhinnyCobbler as an attempt to troll Spazkid. However, Spazkid actually liked it. |
| 5 | Megan, CWC, Bionic the Hedgehog, Megagi, Mary Lee Walsh, FCTC Ninja Troll, Jerkop, Sonichu Girls, Wild, OWW! My Axels Rosechu, Count Graduon | Chris meets up with Bionic the Hedgehog before he goes sucks Megagi's juicy cock. Meanwhile Mary Lee Walsh scolds the shadowy figure.
Chris meets up with his Sonichu Girls who offer tea, only to have it interrupted by OWW! My Axels!. |
| 6 | Jerkop, CWC, Megan, Pony, Sonichu, Rosechu, Wild, Obscure black fellow, God | Chris has a dream about Megan and decides that the only way to get "china" is to start a band. He, Sonichu and Wild start a band and play at a night club. They are quickly booed off stage and hit with bricks. |
| 7 | Sonichu, Rosechu, CWC, Wild, Receptionist Devil, Jason, Kathleen, Ray Charles, trio of black female singers | Chris explains the anatomy of Sonichu and Rosechu. Includes audio from Chris's videos. The expanded version of the episode has elements from Sonichu 8. |
| 8 | Sonichu, Rosechu, Bionic, Blake, Chaotic Combo, Jamsta, Silvana, Patrick Stewart, Sean Connery | Retelling of Sonichu 8, Spring Break.
Sonichu and friends celebrate Sonichu's 19th birthday. Bionic rapes Magi chan. Bubbles gives Blake a cupcake. Because Spazkid is awesome as an artist, Sonichu is colored orange when the TRUE and ORIGINAL Sonichu is yellow. Silvania transforms into bubbles and tricks Blake into having sex with her. She keeps the same voice, which sounds like "A barbed cock in her throat", which Silvania quickly covers up by exclaiming "I was sucking off a dragon for bus fare". She almost tricks Bubbles into having sex with her by disguising herself as Blake, but thanks to the help of Magi chan, and Abe Lincoln, She sees through it. Silvania is actually Sean Connery. Patrick Stewart appears and fights Sean Connery. Sean Connery is blasted back to Scotland |
| 9 | CWC, Chris's sperm, Sonichu, Rosechu, manager, Sarah (grocery store manager), gay bar manager | Chris is busy fapping away to Transformers Animated, then faps in his Long Island Ice Tea, much to the displeasure of his sperm. Chris laments about his life as a single man, as well as Ivy, but with some encouraging words from Sonichu and Rosechu, decides to do something about it. He attempts to get a job so he can go bar-hopping. He attempts to get a fancy job, but the manager there is turned off by his rant. He goes to work at a grocery store, but he's too enamored by the female manager, Sarah, who quickly kicks him out. He ends up at a gay bar and, to his regret, takes the job. When Sonichu catches him, he quickly puts up a Captain's Log to dispel those rumors that he is gay. |
| 10 | CWC, Sonichu, Rosechu, Allison Amber, Billy Mays, Mary Lee Walsh | The citizens of CWCville threaten to impeach Chris and a special election is held with candidates BILLY MAYS, Chris, and Mary Lee Walsh. Mary promises sex for those who vote for her, while Billy promises the power of OXYCLEAN. In the end, special guest star Soulja Boy wins the election. |
Cancellation is canceled
Spazkid recently posted on his YouTube channel that he was canceling the series after Episode Ten, because Liquid Chris had gone missing, and he had no voice for Chris. Then, a few days later, he posted a second video stating that he had a new voice actor, which meant the series could go on.
Wrap your head around that for a second.
