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Quote of the Now

“	The Christmas season is upon us, and with that comes the rush for the C-Mas Turkey, Tree (real or artificial), and of course, the presents. So, Sonichu and the News Dash have some helpful tips to give a better feel of the season to all. • If your children, or spouse, want some video games, but no toys, buy some toys anyway, they will be surprised. We recommend any of Lego sets, Transformers and Dolls. • Wrap the presents anyway, because they always want to rip up the wrapping paper like a candy bar. • Always remember that Christmas is the celebration of family, so never leave out any relatives from your festivities. • If you do not have a family, then find a friend to share C-Mas with	„
—Chris, Sonichu's News Dash #6, December 2004

Article of the Now
The third date is the date during which Chris believes hanky panky must occur. (more...)
Improvement Project of the Now
The article in need of desperate improvement at the moment is... Ruckersville, VA Be sure to consult the talk pages for improvement suggestions. IMPROVE IT, FAGGOTS.
Did You Know...
...that Chris did not discover masturbation until the age of 16? ...that when working at Cutco, Chris did not have any intentions of harming himself or others with the merchandise? ...that PandaHalo leaked the entire Scrapbook of Fail? ...that Chris drinks his own semen? ...that you, too, can add to an alphabetized list of over 140 things Chris fails at? ...that Chris's video game ideas include Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles, John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue, and Pokemon: Lightning Version? ...that 110mb sucks huge balls? ...that the Long Island Iced Tea is the official cocktail of CWC and all CWC trolls? ...that Ivy was real? ...that Chris really likes Britney Spears (no matter what they all say)? ...that his favorite song from "Air Britney" is E-Mail My Heart? ...that Ryan Cash is an hero? ...that Yawning Squirtle sells the best weed in CWCville? ...that Chris doesn't give a shit about his True and Loyal fanbase and that Sonichu is merely a means to an end? ...that for Christmas 2004, Chris asked santa for a girlfriend? ...that on Chrismas Day 2004, Chris became depressed, because he didn't get one?
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Da Update

24 November - Chris uploads a video version of his PowerPoint presentation, The Sonichu Chronicles.
23 November - Chris uploads a series of videos showcasing Sonichu.
22 November - A psychiatric survey of Chris from 2004 surfaces onto the Internet, via Liquid.
19 November - Chris begins answering fan mail.
14 November - Vivian leaks an e-mail Chris sent her, in which he apologizes and demands money.
14 November - Chris uploads a video denying offering anything on Craigslist. He also promises daily Sonichu pages.
12 November - Chris uploads a video in which he shows off his copyright certificate for Sonichu, and fails at singing the national anthem or showing any further emotion over the loss of Kacey.

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CWCipedia Tracker

Under the new daily comic update plan, Chris has now published 15 comic pages and missed 2 days!

26 November - Chris uploads four brand new pages and updates the third set of mail
25 November - Chris uploads a new page, updates his blog, answers more fanmail, uploads two new mailbag pages and dumps more mail.
24 November - Chris uploads two new pages, featuring the return of Darkbind and Bionic.
23 November - Chris creates a page for his video presentations selling Sonichu. He also complains about the pro-pickle and pro-gay rights ads introduced to the site. He fails to supply a new comic page or answer any fanmail.
22 November - Page 83 is uploaded.
21 November - Chris answers some of the letters from Mailbag 2. Chris also puts up a Rejected Mailbag and a new Mailbag page. He also posts page 82
20 November - A new Mailbag page is up. Included is a scam letter. Later, Chris posts page 81 and updates his blog.
19 November - Christian's sysop uploads some fan mail. Later in the day, Chris answers a few of the messages and deletes the rest. He also babbles in the captains log about how Vivian is going to help him advertise Sonichu.