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Quote of the Now

“	Yeah, and I'm just gonna keep bangin' your BREASTS OVER AND OVER AGAIN until you get the first DOSAGE of my comeuppance!... And then you know what, I'm going to lick it, I'm gonna lick it off your face, and then we're gonna share it in our tongue like tongue sharing MOMENT!	„
—Chris, Kacey Phone Call

Article of the Now
Contrary to his claims of kindness and patience, Chris often goes on about how much he hates someone, or wants someone to suffer. In these rants, Chris occasionally crosses the line, and lets slip the fact that he honestly wants someone to die, often as horribly as possible. These death threats have become increasingly common in recent months. (more...)
Improvement Project of the Now
The article in need of desperate improvement at the moment is... Ruckersville, VA Be sure to consult the talk pages for improvement suggestions. IMPROVE IT, FAGGOTS.
Did You Know...
...that Virginia is for Virgins? ...that Chris respects the ladies? ...that farting is ok, and actually helps cure cancer? ...that Chris can't even stand to look at you, you ugly freak! ...that Mimms had a sweet green afro? ...that Chris once had a prostitute hang up on him? ...that Chris prefers McDonald's while his dad prefers Burger King? ...that Chris is a gay icon? ...that Wesley Foundation Methodist Church is a church for all of God’s children, regardless of age, race, gender, socio-economic situation, or sexual orientation? ...that Clyde Cash was just a figurehead and The Miscreants is just a website where stuff gets posted? ...that Chris is a disgusting human being? ...that he never wants to hear you say, "I have a boyfriend"? ...that Kick the Autistic is America's favorite game? ...that all the cool kids (and dudes of all teenagers) regularly check out the Community Portal? ...that videos of Chris masturbating will forever haunt your nightmares? ...that Guitar Hero is Chris's source for new music?
This Day in Christory
Today in Christory, in 2007, Chris goes out and buys a a 160 GB SATA HDD for his PS3, greatly increasing its disc-space. (more...)

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Da Update

22 November - A psychiatric survey of Chris from 2004 surfaces onto the Internet, via Liquid.
19 November - Chris begins answering fan mail.
14 November - Vivian leaks an e-mail Chris sent her, in which he apologizes and demands money.
14 November - Chris uploads a video denying offering anything on Craigslist. He also promises daily Sonichu pages.
12 November - Chris uploads a video in which he shows off his copyright certificate for Sonichu, and fails at singing the national anthem or showing any further emotion over the loss of Kacey.
11 November - In the moments before their wedding Bryan Bash leaks a follow-up to the father call featuring both Kacey and Liquid.
10 November - Audio recording of the conversation between Chris and Kacey's Dad is released to /cwc/ by Bryan Bash.
10 November - Chris is upset about Liquid and Kacey's marriage and spends a whole video crying.
8 November - In a YouTube video, CChanSonichuCWC leaks Sonichu Special 4, in which he gets shot by Solid Chris.
6 November - Chris can't fight this feeling anymore.

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CWCipedia Tracker

Under the new daily comic update plan, Chris has now published 8 comic pages and missed 1 days!

22 November - Page 83 is uploaded.
21 November - Chris answers some of the letters from Mailbag 2. Chris also puts up a Rejected Mailbag and a new Mailbag page. He also posts page 82
20 November - A new Mailbag page is up. Included is a scam letter. Later, Chris posts page 81 and updates his blog.
19 November - Christian's sysop uploads some fan mail. Later in the day, Chris answers a few of the messages and deletes the rest. He also babbles in the captains log about how Vivian is going to help him advertise Sonichu.
18 November - Christian does it again, with an incredibly lame fight scene.
17 November - Chris makes his update on schedule once again, this time introducing a character clearly based on Liquid Chris.
16 November - So far, he's three for three. Chris puts up a new page reviving the famous cry of "OW! MY AXELS!"
15 November - Chris manages to continue to keep his promise, with a ripoff of Timmy1984's second Sonichu Fan Promo.
14 November - Beginning his promised "daily updates", Chris uploads one new page of Sonichu 9.
12 November - Chris uploads the front, back, and envelope of the Sonichu Certificate.